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Lesley
GenIII
 
9/03/2002
02:00:31
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97 3.9 CC Sport. Black. Auto 3.55, Quick D Intake, JBA Stainless headers, Autolite 3923s, stainless Borla Turbo XL & tip, V8 TB, FMS 19 lb fuel injectors, 17x10 Boyd Smoothies, JBA 9mm cables, Lakewood chrome traction bars. Have, but not installed: 3.92s, Infinity Sound System
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5pnt9ltrluv
R/T
9/03/2002
03:20:08
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HOLY CRAP NUGGETS!!!!
Lesley, you surf the internet too much....hehe
Kris
Powerdyne w/ 6#, True dual Flowmaster 40's, MSD 6BTM w/ Blaster SS coil, Taylor 8mm, Flowmetrics 50mm t- body, JBA headers, Autolite 3923's, 180 degree T-stat, , Ported 1.92 R/T heads, 4bbl M1, 24# injectors, Crower 1.7 Roller Rockers, Hotchkis 2/3 w/ Nitro shocks, GTS hood
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DakotaDan
*GenIII*
9/03/2002
07:03:12
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My Guess is it never hit the floor................
Dan
K&N FIPK # 57-1517 * DynoMax #17748
OEM 5.2/5.9 V8 TB #53032691AA * Crower 1.7 Roller Rockers # 73654K
Factory Flares * WeatherTechs * Saddleman Low Profile Tonneau
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Knobbyman
*GenIII*
9/03/2002
08:08:36
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Oh My Lord.......
She uses a whole bar just to clean her leg.
How do you get so big? I mean.. you'd think she'd realize that she has a eating problem... I mean.. bah how does she afford to feed herself? I'd go broke.
Least she showers though right? I mean could you imagine if she smelled funky to?
'01 Graphite QC 4x4
4.7 3.55 LSD
6" Suspension Lift
305x70x16 GoodYear MT/R's
http://www.knobbyman.com
----Speed only breaks it faster----
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howdy
GenIII
9/03/2002
09:16:20
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Oh geeez, now I have to clean the vomit off my keyboard!
Dodge Dakota QC 4.7 4x4 Silver
Rhino Liner,air freshner,Westin Platinum Series Black Step Bars,360AirIntakez
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diligentdave
GenII
9/03/2002
09:24:52
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 Lesley...why? yuck 
'95 Sport 2.5L 5 Speed
Custom air intake, gutted cat, Flow 40 dumped, 2/3 drop
11.792 @ 55.9 mph in the 1/8
'95 Honda del sol VTEC - front strut tower bar
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handi2
GenIII
9/03/2002
10:07:47
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OH Leslie Please give me more....!!!
Laughing and puking at the same time
http://photos.yahoo.com/handi254310
2002 Quad Cab SLT Plus 4.7 Every Available Option
Access Tonnoue Cover/Bedrug/360 Air Intakez/Jet Stage 2
180 Robertshaw/Roadmaster Active Suspension
Street Scene Grill Inserts
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IntenseDak39
*GenIII*
9/03/2002
10:38:47
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lesley you are soooooooo fired!
did you have to make it shake too?!?!?!
edelbrock intake, modified manifold, headers, flowmaster, 24lb injectors, mp throttle body, 1.7 rr, msd 6a, msd wires, blaster 3, b&m shifter, shift kit, coilovers, drag shocks, ladderbars, panhard bar, 150# coils, electric fan, oil cooler, 180 thermostat, autolite 3923, corbeau seats, slicks, mojo
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Lesley
GenIII
9/03/2002
10:58:31
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LOL - just think intense, if you had her riding with you, you wouldn't have needed to get a drop kit. :)
97 3.9 CC Sport. Black. Auto 3.55, Quick D Intake, JBA Stainless headers, Autolite 3923s, stainless Borla Turbo XL & tip, V8 TB, FMS 19 lb fuel injectors, 17x10 Boyd Smoothies, JBA 9mm cables, Lakewood chrome traction bars. Have, but not installed: 3.92s, Infinity Sound System
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Lab Rat
GenI
9/03/2002
11:46:01
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I think that poor bar of soap deserves a moment of silence...
Lawrence
Gibson Dual Sport, AirForce One air intake, Jet II, IAT, TPS, when are we gonna see some real parts??!!
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5pnt9ltrluv
R/T
9/03/2002
12:01:07
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Lab Rat- ROTFLMAO!!!!
Kris
Powerdyne w/ 6#, True dual Flowmaster 40's, MSD 6BTM w/ Blaster SS coil, Taylor 8mm, Flowmetrics 50mm t- body, JBA headers, Autolite 3923's, 180 degree T-stat, , Ported 1.92 R/T heads, 4bbl M1, 24# injectors, Crower 1.7 Roller Rockers, Hotchkis 2/3 w/ Nitro shocks, GTS hood
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IntenseDak39
*GenIII*
9/03/2002
13:08:28
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lesley... your right... but i would need 14 more wheels!
edelbrock intake, modified manifold, headers, flowmaster, 24lb injectors, mp throttle body, 1.7 rr, msd 6a, msd wires, blaster 3, b&m shifter, shift kit, coilovers, drag shocks, ladderbars, panhard bar, 150# coils, electric fan, oil cooler, 180 thermostat, autolite 3923, corbeau seats, slicks, mojo
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AmsoilSponsor
DakotaEnthusiast
9/03/2002
14:10:51
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I don't think the soap is on the floor...
I think the soap is in "one" of the wrinkles.
Steven Roark , Amsoil Dealer , Proud Sponsor of DodgeDakotas.com
AMSOIL Synthetic Motor Oils, Lubricants, Filtration, and Truck Care Products
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Lesley
GenIII
9/03/2002
14:29:53
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Ewwwwwww!! Horrible, but possible!
I saw "Shallow Hal" last week - just think, she might be a really cool, hot chick to someone. :P
97 3.9 CC Sport. Black. Auto 3.55, Quick D Intake, JBA Stainless headers, Autolite 3923s, stainless Borla Turbo XL & tip, V8 TB, FMS 19 lb fuel injectors, 17x10 Boyd Smoothies, JBA 9mm cables, Lakewood chrome traction bars. Have, but not installed: 3.92s, Infinity Sound System
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Lab Rat
GenI
9/03/2002
14:45:41
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Speaking of wrinkles:
Neighbor of ours years ago worked in a local ER. Had a woman of this "caliber" show up complaining of an odor she couldn't get rid of. After four days of running every test under the sun they decided to go probing. The culprit? Uneaten half of a tuna sandwich lost in a fold of fat!!
Enjoy your lunch.
Lawrence
Gibson Dual Sport, AirForce One air intake, Jet II, IAT, TPS, when are we gonna see some real parts??!!
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IntenseDak39
*GenIII*
9/03/2002
15:39:42
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after reviewing that picture one more time all i can add now is that i hope that bath towel called in re-inforcements
edelbrock intake, modified manifold, headers, flowmaster, 24lb injectors, mp throttle body, 1.7 rr, msd 6a, msd wires, blaster 3, b&m shifter, shift kit, coilovers, drag shocks, ladderbars, panhard bar, 150# coils, electric fan, oil cooler, 180 thermostat, autolite 3923, corbeau seats, slicks, mojo
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Rob
GenIII
9/03/2002
16:05:52
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"after reviewing that picture one more time"
IntenseDak39- I think somebody is paying a little to much attention! LOL J/K
I think its time to ban Lesley from posting pics!
1NICEDAK
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Halo3
GenIII
9/03/2002
17:01:44
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shock...horror...disbelief
But, hey, it could be worse!! (As Halo3 remembers a picture strewn throughout the forum a couple months ago....)
Semper Fi,
Halo3
'00 Lt. Driftwood 4x4 SLT DQC w/5.9L
Halo3's Dak
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kennungesser
Gen III
9/03/2002
17:05:21
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I think the soap got sucked into a black hole. ANYTHING that big HAS to create its own gravity field!! If she ever went "supernova" her whole HOUSE would dissapear into oblivion!!!!
Kenneth l Nungesser
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born2steel21
GenIII
9/03/2002
17:48:48
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what are you guys talking about?? She ate the soap!!!
-- Death Before Dismount --
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Halo3
GenIII
9/03/2002
17:56:21
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soap....mistaken as a Dove bar!!
To all the soap activists out there, don't worry. The soap didn't feel a thing!!
8^P
Semper Fi,
Halo3
'00 Lt. Driftwood 4x4 SLT DQC w/5.9L
Halo3's Dak
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FazDak
GenII
9/03/2002
19:36:28
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OMG!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!
Lesley, you are soooo bad!! lol
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DakotaDan
*GenIII*
9/03/2002
20:04:50
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Did you ever wonder maybe she wasn't in there to bathe?
I mean look at that, how would you ever back that up over a toilet.
Ewwwwwww................................................
Dan
K&N FIPK # 57-1517 * DynoMax #17748
OEM 5.2/5.9 V8 TB #53032691AA * Crower 1.7 Roller Rockers # 73654K
Factory Flares * WeatherTechs * Saddleman Low Profile Tonneau
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dano
Dodge Dakota
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9/03/2002
20:30:01
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is that rosie odonnel
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Bill
GenIII
9/04/2002
08:26:54
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Dan, I just puked after reading your post!!!!
Bill
Bill's Truck Page
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BlackDak02
*GenIII*
9/04/2002
14:38:10
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 Odd fetish you have there Lesley!!! 
Gawd that is fug-ugly!!! 
Dan, I would think if you tried to put that on a toilet you'd need a crane to pull it out of the basement! 
2002 Black CC SLT 4x4
4.7L 45RFE 3.55 LSRD
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Clevite 77
GenI
9/04/2002
16:07:25
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Dan, you really had me laughing on that last post hahaha good call,
do you really think she'd stop at the basement,
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Izzy
Dodge Dakota
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9/05/2002
09:08:54
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Good God, she really needs a fire hose mounted to a brick wall instead of a shower.
You could tag a new fold every day and it wuld probably still feel like a different person each time.
Bet her high school yearbook picture was an arial photo.
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QUADMAN
GenIII
9/05/2002
10:42:00
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I think she could back up over the toilet just fine, I think wiping her rear though would be the problem!
OPINIONS ARE LIKE....WELL, YOU KNOW THE REST!!
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Fubar512
Dodge Dakota
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9/05/2002
20:36:12
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Quad, I don't think she "backs up over" or "sits" on the toilet. I think "inserting it" might be an accurate discription of what she does. Ewwww!
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mopar2ya
GenI
9/06/2002
01:29:49
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I'm in love. Pick a wrinkle any wrinkle for sex. I like fat women. Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter. you can't beat that!
mopar2ya
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