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daddio
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10/02/2009
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What a beautiful day today! It's Friday, it's raining because of a cool front that's coming through this morning. The high today should only reach around 79F. Humidity about 80%. I am glad I work indoors but @#$% I wish I was still in bed.
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Bucket
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10/02/2009
10:24:46
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Amen brother daddio !! temp is about the same as where your at but the humidity is only 49% here in Santee, its finally dropping low enough to get some work done at the compound, ive got some cement to pour but its been too hot so far, so tomorrow is cement day yippy!
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ecdak
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10/03/2009
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need any help? I am free monday. I hear it is bugging season.
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Bucket
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10/06/2009
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Two Cajuns are walking down the
street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and
leans down to pick it up. He opens it,
looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm,
this person looks familiar." The second
Cajun says, "Here, let me see!!" So
the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one
looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!
Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth
year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US Government class. The
professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs. Wade was about Boudreaux
pondered the question then finally said,
"That was the decision George Washington
had to make before he crossed the Delaware"
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Bucket
GenII
10/06/2009
13:46:42
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Ecdak, i missed your post until today, tuesday. Thats ok i didnt do cement, saturday was kinda warm,so i collected some firewood for the winter, got to use the outdoor fireplace sunday night it was a little chilly, last night was even colder,Then i took the T-4 up into the hills to watch the Blue Angels, and then sat around the fire drinkin beer.
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daddio
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10/06/2009
14:25:54
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Bucket, those are old man. You're gonna have ta do bedda dan dat cher!
I'm glad I'm not a Boudreaux or Thibodeaux. I know plenty of them though.
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Bucket
GenII
10/06/2009
14:52:44
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Damn ! I thought they were new seing how they were forwarded to me last night, and since they were Cajun i figured daddio would get a rise out of them, but what i didnt figure was being from Cajun territory you probably heard them all.
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daddio
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10/06/2009
15:09:03
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You talkin' to an old Cajun here. I have d@mn near heard them all. You're welcome to try again though.
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daddio
Dodge Dakota
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10/06/2009
15:12:51
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A fancy California lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped
a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As
the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up onhis tractor
and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and
it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over
here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S.
and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you
own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things
in Louisiana. We rule ourselves under the Napoleonic Code. We settle small
disagreements like this with the Louisiana Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Louisiana Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer
replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three
times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he
could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
city feller.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's
groin and dropped him to his knees where he immediately vomited.
The geezer's second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face.
The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney
nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his dark heart, vengeful will and managed
to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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daddio
Dodge Dakota
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10/06/2009
15:19:18
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An old Cajun man had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice-- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old Cajun decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old Cajun frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,
"Mey, I just came down ta feed da gators"
Moral: Old Cajun men don't move too quickly but they can still think fast!
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point
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10/07/2009
06:20:32
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Those are great! Need more! Being from the frozen north, we tell jokes about old farmers from norway and sweden. Very similar, Just a little different spin.I was in the military with a cajun and I can hear that voice telling those jokes(and hear his music). Makes my day! Thx for the smile.
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Bucket
GenII
10/07/2009
10:06:50
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Yeah, those were great daddio, kick in some more.
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daddio
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10/07/2009
10:20:17
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE -- "I NOT COME WORK TODAY!
>
>Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today,
>I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not
>come work."
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>The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel
>like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s e x. That makes
everything
>better and I can go to work. You try that."
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>Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
>feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.
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Bucket
GenII
10/07/2009
11:35:02
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What a coincidence!
A Cajun chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass
of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for
me. I am celebrating.'
'This is for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.
''What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child for the longest time and today my gynecologist
told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my
hens were infertile, but today they are all laying
fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become
fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass, and said, 'What a coincidence.'
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daddio
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10/07/2009
12:06:42
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LOLZ!
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GenII
10/07/2009
15:10:45
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I gotta confess that i just threw in the Cajun part to keep the theme going.
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daddio
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10/07/2009
15:26:52
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A drunk Cajun walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and
he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man
replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you
saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the
man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are
exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused,the drunk Cajun looks down at his
crotch and without missing a beat,
blurts out..........
"Holy sh t ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
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Bucket
GenII
10/07/2009
17:58:40
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That one was f-n hilarious!!
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daddio
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10/08/2009
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Old is just Old - Old is not Dumb!
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older Cajun worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said.. 'I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back.'
'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see you do it.'
The old Cajun man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right, Dumb @, get in.'
Never mess with old people!
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daddio
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10/08/2009
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Boudreaux has an appointment with the IRS........
The IRS decides to audit Boudreaux, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Boudreaux showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gamblin'. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Boudreaux. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Boudreaux says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Boudreaux removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Boudreaux says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now the auditor can tell Boudreaux isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Boudreaux removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Boudreaux's attorney as a witness.
He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Boudreaux asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Boudreaux stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Boudreaux’s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Boudreaux told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
Don't Mess with a Cajun!
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Bucket
GenII
10/09/2009
10:20:23
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That was hilarious !!
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