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TigerDak
Dodge Dakota
7/13/2001
15:29:43
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Hey guys, this is a serious question. My girlfriend keeps asking me "Do I look fat to you?" Its basically a Catch 22 situation where I never can win.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
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Rice Beater
Dodge Dakota
7/13/2001
18:11:44
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Ohhh, thats a tough one. Just say she looks fine, and if it really doesnt look good on her just say that you dont think the color or pattern is flattering on her.
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Swampdak
Gen III
7/13/2001
19:30:15
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Try "no more than usual chicken butt"
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TigerDak
Dodge Dakota
7/14/2001
10:49:38
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LOL - thanx guys!
:)
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kennungesser
Gen III
7/14/2001
11:34:30
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Girlfriend:"honey,do these pants make me look fat?"
Boyfriend:" No , your a$$ does!"
hehehe, I love that!!
Kenneth l Nungesser
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Dakota Chick
Dodge Dakota
7/25/2001
22:26:32
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I'm a chick and usually I joke around with weight stuff. But it sounds like she's insecure. She probably has gained a few pounds right?? Either that or she caught you checkin' out other girls...
Anyway, tell her that she looks good, and that you would still be with her even if she did gain a few pounds. But then ask her if she thinks that she looks fat? Or if she feels uncomfortable about her weight. If she says yes, then offer to join a gym with her...
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Blue Twister
Dakota Enthusiast
7/25/2001
22:58:55
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I always say that you look fine no matter what!!!Eh!well most of the time.I may be on the couch tonight!!!!!!!
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mbbankk
Dodge Dakota
7/26/2001
01:05:40
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My experience with women is if they ask you if
they look fat or if a dress looks good on them...
if you say no you look great.. they still think they
look fat. As for the dress, they dont seem to
care, do they just want to hear men say " It
looks fine"?
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TigerDak
Dodge Dakota
7/26/2001
15:57:27
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The only thing that I've noticed is women seem to know more about what they DONT want than what they DO want.
;)
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Chitown Dak
Dodge Dakota
7/27/2001
08:12:34
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Did you ever see the scene in "When Harry Met Sally" where at the resterant and she doesn't know what she want then its like. I'll have this cooked in no oil with this and that on the side. That's my life! Go to get some eats she decides what she wants...until the waiter shows up then I'll have the special the she goes like "I don't know?" then she begins to ponder for about an hour like the poor shmo who's waiting on us doesn't have anything better to do. THEN when the food comes it a 50/50 shot whether or not she'll send it back for one reason or another until she looks at what I got eats half my meal..only to take the rest of hers home in a doggie bag for lunch tomarrow. So what does all this get you? A wife that to full to give you some nookie! Meanwhile your hitting the raisen bran because your still hungry because you only got half a meal.
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nextgen
Dodge Dakota
8/29/2001
03:50:18
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Just don't leave her with that lame you look fine bull sheet, tell her she looks beautiful (even if you really don't think she looks all that good right at that moment)...It all pay's off after the lights go off, if you know what I mean....hehehe
Tony
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Lesley
Dodge Dakota
8/29/2001
11:53:36
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Tiger Dak, it's a totally loaded question... under NO CIRCUMSTANCES do you say that she looks fat. It's a kind of fishing expedition that can trigger WWIII. Just tell her that she looks HOT.
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ILLI RT
Dodge Dakota
8/31/2001
13:12:37
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Just tell her you don't date fatgirls
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PhatDak
Dodge Dakota
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8/30/2003
22:19:02
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Tell her .... you be-itch .... you PHAT .... not fat.
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Robert
Dodge Dakota
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8/31/2003
09:33:00
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say "well they do make you alittle fat but if you take them off you won't have a problem"
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Husband
Dodge Dakota
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8/31/2003
11:39:08
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A wife is stading buck naked in the mirror, kneading and massaging her breasts. Her husband asks honey, what is the matter. The wife replies, I wish I had bigger breasts. The husband told her to take a handful of toilet paper, wad it up, and rub it between her breasts. In time they will grow bigger. The wife dutifuly does this for about 20 minutes and then stops, looking perplexed. She says to her husband, what on earth will rubbing toilet paper do to make my breasts bigger?
The husbands response? "It worked for your ass didn't it?"
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DR azz
Dodge Dakota
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8/31/2003
15:49:12
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send me a picture of your girlfrinend with and with out pants on and i will give u a rain-check.
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cccc
Dodge Dakota
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9/02/2003
21:09:21
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Man,
I love your girlfriend.
Is she amateur or professional.
Can I get a signed pic?
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